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Good marriages don’t just happen.  It is not just because you married the right person and got lucky.  Good marriages are built on more than passion.  They are built on principle.

In the Scriptures, we find the best guidelines and principles for a healthy marriage.  God’s words and God’s principles are never ever outdated…never!  They are just as applicable today as they were to ancient Jews living in Israel.

Commandment 1

Marriages are made in heaven. But so are thunder and lightning.

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Commandment 2

If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say; talk in your sleep..

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Commandment 3

Marriage is grand — and divorce is at least 100 grand!

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Commandment 4

Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.

In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.

In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.

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Commandment 5

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.

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Commandment 6

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

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Commandment 7

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.

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Commandment 8

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook.

But the law allows only one wife.

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Commandment 9

Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry. That is why wives treat husbands like toxic waste.

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Commandment 10

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

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Bonus Commandment ( Story )

A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.

The wife decided to make a wish too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.

The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled,

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“It really works!”

SMILE, IT’S TAX FREE!

 


Thoughts from Man’s heart

Thought  1

When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers.
When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.
When we die, our widows get the life insurance.
What do women want to be liberated from?

Thought  2

The average man’s life consists of:
Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,
Forty years of having his wife ask the same question;
and at the end, the mourners wondering too where he is going.

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Thought  3

Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle to give away to the groom. They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand. Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the bride.

The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say something. So he announced :

‘Ladies and Gentlemen. Today is the luckiest day of my life …’ Then he raised his hands with what his daughter gave him and continued, ‘My daughter finally, finally returned my Credit Card to me.’

The whole audience including the priest started laughing . . . . . But not the poor Groom ! ! !

And
now the Best one. . . . .

Thought 4

A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, ‘If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.’

The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the
road. Once again the voice shouted, ‘Stop ! Stand still ! If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die.’

The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him. The man asked. ‘Who are you?’

‘I am your guardian angel,’ the voice answered..

‘Oh, yeah?’ the man said
‘And where the hell were you when I got married?’


Never ask for a SMILE…

Just give it!!!

Never expect love from others!!!

Just love them!!!

Have a great day J

This is one of the best explanations of why God allows pain and

suffering that I have seen..


A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his

beard trimmed. As the barber began to work, they began

to have a good conversation. They talked about so many

things and various subjects.. When they eventually touched

on the subject of God, the barber said:


‘I don’t believe that God exists.’


‘Why do you say that?’ asked the customer. ‘Well, you just have to go out

in the street to realize that God doesn’t exist.
Tell me, if God exists, would there be so many sick people?
Would there be abandoned children?

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If God existed, there would be neither suffering nor pain.
I can’t imagine a loving God who would allow all of these things.’
The customer thought for a moment, but didn’t respond because he

didn’t want to start an argument.
The barber finished his job and the customer left the shop.


Just after he left the barbershop, he saw a man in the street with long,

stringy, dirty hair and an untrimmed beard. He looked dirty and unkempt.

The customer turned back and entered the barber shop again and he said to

the barber:


‘You know what? Barbers do not exist.’
‘How can you say that?’ asked the surprised barber.
‘I am here, and I am a barber. And I just worked on you!’
‘No!’ the customer exclaimed. ‘Barbers don’t exist because
if they did, there would be no people with dirty long hair and untrimmed

beards, like that man outside.’

! ‘Ah, but barbers DO exist! That’s what happens when people do not come to me.’
‘Exactly!’ affirmed the customer. ‘That’s the point! God, too, DOES exist!
That’s what happens when people do not go to Him and don’t look to Him for help.
That’s why there’s so much pain and suffering in the world.’


If you think God exists, send this to other people—
If you think God does not exist, delete it!


BE BLESSED & BE A BLESSING TO OTHERS !!!!!!!!




Bird Sports Meeting In China

Did you know that there is actually an Olympic competition for birds in China?
It’s called Bird Sports Meeting.
Parrots compete in acrobatics, skating and rolling, weightlifting and so on…

Bird  Sports Meeting in China (13 pics)

Bird  Sports Meeting in China (13 pics)

Bird  Sports Meeting in China (13 pics)

Bird  Sports Meeting in China (13 pics)

Bird  Sports Meeting in China (13 pics)

Bird  Sports Meeting in China (13 pics)

Bird  Sports Meeting in China (13 pics)

Bird  Sports Meeting in China (13 pics)

Bird  Sports Meeting in China (13 pics)

Bird  Sports Meeting in China (13 pics)

Bird  Sports Meeting in China (13 pics)

Bird  Sports Meeting in China (13 pics)

Kubal Kurik


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